I used to write silly fan fictions on Internet forums back in the day. Since I’m back on an Internet forum... it's time to do another!

~~ Part 1: Orko’s Quest ~~

> On the planet Eternia, in a strange variation of the original 1983 He-Man show...

> Man-at-Arms is in his lab, proudly holding his newest invention.

Man-at-Arms: "Huzzah! My best work to-date is almost done: the iPhone!"

> Man-at-Arms opens the phone and begins scrolling through an app called TikTok.

Man-at-Arms: "It’s a portal to a digital world, full of socializing, games, and--"

> Man-at-Arms gets an AI-generated brainrot meme on his feed.

Man-at-Arms: "--oh! And, uh... whatever this is! Heh, probably should remove those before launch..."

> Suddenly, BLAM! The door to the lab swings open, startling Man-at-Arms.

> When he flings his arms up, the iPhone slips out of his hands and drops into the nearby metal shredder, crushing it into pieces.

Man-at-Arms: "*gasp* iPhone!"

Orko: "iPhone? No, it’s me, Orko!"

> Enter Orko, who had come through the door. He snaps his fingers, and the sound of a booing audience plays around them.

Orko: "Ooops, heh heh, wrong cue!"

> Orko snaps his fingers again, and the sound turns into a cheering audience.

Orko: "There we go! So, whatcha up to, Man-at-Arms?"

Man-at-Arms: "Well, I was putting the final touches on a new invention, but... it looks like I’ll need to restart."

Orko: "Awww, what a shame."

Man-at-Arms: "You know, Orko, you should really be more care--"

> Orko flies into Man-at-Arm’s face.

Orko: "Say, Man-at-Arms, could ya help me with something? Something AWESOME? Something COOL? Something INCREDIBLE?!?!"

Man-at-Arms: "Oh! Ummm, s-sure! What do you want to do, Orko?"

> Orko deeply inhales, building anticipation for his next words...

Orko: "Make a sandwich."

> Above them, the title text zooms into frame:

ORKO MAKES A SANDWICH

Man-at-Arms: "Gah! W-what is that?"

Orko: "Oh, that’s just the title of the story."

> As quickly as it zoomed in, the title text zooms away.

Man-at-Arms: "Where did it come from? Where did it go?"


Orko: "Don’t worry, it was only here for the intro! So, can you help me out?"

Man-at-Arms: "With... making... a sandwich?"

Orko: "Yeah! I’ve never made one before."

> Orko opens the hatch on his hat and pulls out a cereal box.

Orko: "All I usually eat is this magic cereal I find in my hat!"

Man-at-Arms: "Is that safe to eat?"

Orko: "I dunno, but I’ve been eating it for years, and I’m just fine!"

> Orko pours a gallon of the magic cereal into his nonexistent mouth. He burps out a purple flame, which lights some of Man-at-Arm’s blueprints on fire. Man-at-Arms sighs and puts the flames out with his suit’s built-in fire extinguisher.

Orko: "But, I wanted to tried something new and make a scrumptious meal with my own two hands. I know you’re the best guy in the castle at making things with his own two hands, so I came to you!"

Man-at-Arms: "Well, Orko, you’re too kind--"

> Orko starts bouncing around Man-at-Arms like a spring.

Orko: "So can we do it? Can we make a sandwich? Will you help me? I really wanna! It’d be so cool! I’m so hungry! My head’s getting dizzy from bouncing so much!"

Man-at-Arms: "Ok, ok! I’ll show you how! Let’s go to the kitchen up in the palace."

Orko: "Yippee!"

> Orko shoots confetti out of his sleeves... with a few spiders mixed-in, which crawl around the floor and onto Man-at-Arms’ boots. He shrieks and shakes them off.

Orko: "What are we waiting for? Let’s skedaddle-doodle-do to the kitchen!"

> Orko zips out of the room and towards the door. Man-at-Arms groans and follows him out.

> But, what none of them realize is that Orko’s quest to make a sandwich will soon change the course of Eternia as they know it, triggering a cataclysm of chaos and destruction...

Orko: "Wait, does that text above me say a cataclysm of chaos and destruction???"

> Uhhh... ignore that. It’s not important.

Orko: "Oh, ok! Sandwich time, woop woop!"

> Stay tuned for part two...